Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Tak's Meme

Hi, sweeties! Karen DeSonne, girl reporter here! I wanted to bring you Tak's Meme today, and I thought he'd play nice because his "old school" bff's Popeye and Tayshawn gave theirs. Here is a fairly accurate transcript of my interview with him, which I conducted on the rotting porch of the Haunted House.

Karen: "Hi, Tak!"

Tak: (Stares, half his face hidden by his beautiful long black hair)

Karen: "Do you mind answering a few questions for the zombie meme? We just put Tayshawn's up at mysocalledundeath."

Tak: (Stares some more, cracks knuckles)

Karen: "Okay, then. Let's get started, shall we? Question number one: How did you die?

Tak: (Flips hair back, revealing hole in cheek, molars) "I was...never...alive."

Karen: (Taps pen, tilts chin, smiles prettily) "Now, be nice, Takky. I happen to know that you were killed riding your motorcycle on the Garden State Parkway. You told me yourself in an ungaurded moment!"

Tak: (Turns away, makes noise like piece of paper caught in electric fan)

Karen: (Flutters long lashes) "Okay, let's try this one: How long have you been a zombie?"

Tak: (Hides scars with hair-flip, looks away)

Karen: (Sparkly eyes narrowing) "Let me try that again. How...long...have...you been...a...zombie?"

Tak: "Why are you...pandering...to the...beating hearts, anyway?"

Karen: "We aren't 'pandering' to anyone, we're trying to raise consciousness and..."

Tak: (Gives dismissive wave, jumps off porch, walks towards woods)

Karen: (Shouting) "So I guess the interview is over, then?"

There it is, kiddies! The deepest, darkest secrets of that cutie, our very own teen heartthrob, Takayuki!

(P.S.: Sarcasm aside, Tak really isn't such a bad guy once you get to know him. He'll never win a merit badge in Plays Well WIth Others, tho. Bye!)

57 comments:

mocatajoy said...

Tak doesn't seem like a bad guy at all actually--just seems a little emo is all. And he sounds kind of hot too. : )

Taylor said...

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I agree with that person. He is also one of the more interesting persons out there! =)

christine said...

well in my opinion, Tak has already seemed to warm up to this whole idea a bit. cause before i can recall that Tak probably wouldnt even continue to sit where he was the second he heard Karen was talking about the meme. no offense or anything of course!! im just saying that you all said he would come around and there seems to be progress.

kristina said...

he dosnt sound mean or anything just a bit misuderstood, but it would be nice if we could read his meme. nice try Karen

Paris said...

Ha ha! Tak makes me laugh! I bet if you were to try again (or just spy on him) you could get the answers to the other questions! Well, good job for getting something out of him, Karen!
-Paris

KerryMay said...

Ha ha, I loved this!
Karen needs to convince him to give some real answers.

;D

Anonymous said...

Tak,haha!he's funny and cute!minus the hole in his face,i think he'd be cute!

Phoebe said...

Lol---Good work, Karen! I wonder how Tak would respond if I tried to interview him......hmmmm.

-Phoebe <3

erinn said...

Tak is creepish..
I love Karen! =D

Jacy said...

LOL i love Karen; she is so funny and sweet!! =]

way to go, girlie!!


~Jacy

Tak's not-so-secret Stalker said...

I think Tak is a cool guy, but just a bit hacked off because us "beating hearts" aren't always kind. I mean maybe he had a bad experience like Colette. Tak just needs some time to relax and realise that we're not all evil.

Paris said...

Oh! You and Phoebe should team up to interview him! If he tried to get away, one of you would just pop up, and ask him a question! Just an idea....
-Paris

Anonymous said...

Tak sounds to me like he is in deep denial about life. Maybe his life before dying was not something he wants to dwell on because it makes him feel. Sometimes feeling anything other than anger is just too much trouble.

Shelby said...

He's my type of person! I least I found humor in it, even if he didn't really say anything at all. Maybe Karen and Phoebe should both try, if they haven't already. I can understand why he doesn't want to talk about it. He sounded like a mixture of me and my brother. Except even as emotionless and stubborn as I can be, I'm not as rude as he is. I can understand why he called us "beating hearts." He needs to take some chill pills, as my brother would say. Not all "beating hearts" are bad, for instance I consider myself a good person. Well not that good...but you get my point. You should try again, maybe he's get so annoyed that he'll have no choice but to answer. All I can do is hope. I'm interested in knowing a lot more.

I'm off to dance with the evil crazy baboons I call family. (Stupid Family gathering)

{Shelby}

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Taylin said...

Tak must really be upset with the whole thing. I don't think he's all that bad, just still upset with being a zombie

SamW said...

Tak probly just doesnt like to be put on the spot.he is also having a tough time being a zombie.

Sarah said...

tak sounds pretty cute! He probably had a lot of ppl ditch him when he died, which is why he's so touchy

EmoGirl#55X said...

nice try, Karen, but you and Pheobe will get him eventually ;)

Jiliana said...

Nice try karen! He will warm up eventually... Tell him he shouldnt cover up his cheek, he sounds like a hot guy.

Anonymous said...

omg. im impressed on how much ya'll got out of Tak. I agree with everyone- he does sound hot! luv yall!
--Lids

Tommy Williams said...

I have to thank you guys--Karen started teasing Takayuki about what a sex symbol he is and he went off in the woods to sulk with his cronies. He hasn't been back for two days! I appreciate it.

T.

Paris said...

aww, no matter how much Tak pushes us "blood bags" away, he cant get rid of us! Ha ha! Maybe he will have a change of heart when he hears about how many people love him! well....how many GIRLS love him, he he!
-Paris

co co said...

he does sound hot.

Corvus said...

I don't blame Tak for disliking the living so much, or "beating hearts" as he calls us. The things some people will do to zombies is horrible. I think Tak just needs to realize that not all of us are like that.

Anonymous said...

Tak's just rough around the edges...he seems pretty cool, i don't blame him...some of us blood bags can be harsh...trust me. Maybe he'll lighten up eventually.
~Nigthly Panic

oOMermaidBubblesOo said...

Tak is such a heart throb! uuh no pun intended, hey tommy can u tell karen to introduce me to him? pleease? i live in ct too so im close! tak is so cute when hes angry!

Alison said...

Haha--sex symbol.
Tak doesn't seem like a bad guy. Just a bit misunderstood. If I would've ever met him in real life, i'm sure i would have tried to be his friend. =)

Jasmine said...

Tak kind of scares me but i don't think he is mean or any thing...he is probobly just misunderstood. But like Mocatajoy said...he does sound kind of hot (besides his cheek not being there and stuff)

Alice Adams said...

I think EVERYONE at the Haunted House should team up on him and try to get as much info as possible out of him... Without the questions seeming too fishy. Maybe a few questions a day.

I think everyone wants to know about him. He's very mysterious.
<3

I want to know why he dislikes "blood bags" so much...

xXPrincess_of_DeathXx said...

Tak seems like the sort of person I would hang around with. I mean, he could be a little less rude, but i think he's just misunderstood. All he needs is a little love and someone that understands him.
xXx
Kristin

GreenWitchEV said...

Tak seems cool...and hot. Could some one plz set me up with him? I think the missing skin is sexy!

xolatinawinterox said...

i dont blame him for hating us ... some of us suck, a lot. Karen ur hilarious
i <3 Takky

Shadow_Morose said...

Like everyone else has said, I'm sure Tak isn't a bad guy. I really wish I could talk to him coz it seems like I can relate. Poor guy. Tho I bet if we ever came face-to-face he'd kill me for calling him 'Yuki-chan' haha!

Anonymous said...

I like Tak he's got attitude!

Anonymous said...

What? Only 2 days?

Bekkieh said...

Tak = most sexy anything on the planet!!! I think the hole in the cheek just makes him hotter ^^ Oh and the bare knuckles and showing rib cage I want me a Tak!!!

P.S. From the description of him me and my friend actually made a Tak pushie... And his hair moves so you can see his cheek or leave it hidden. We even got the chipped spike on his jacket. Yes we did get just that bored

~Bekki♥

Abriawna(The Undead Princess) said...

Awwww Tak should have done the interview i wanted to know a little more about him....Karen you should flirt with him more so he can trust you or pheobe : ) just a suggestion or maybe i should talk to Tak lol I don't think that'd be a good idea I'm a major flirt , I live in Texas and im differently biotic too! Ummm I slit my throat when i was depressed cause my family and I got in fights alot and i was emo so i cut myself and i thought it wouldn't hurt but I ened up dead and now im typing very slowly O.o i love you guys,
Abriawna or Abri (The Undead Princess)

Abriawna(The Undead Princess) said...

Hey it's me Abriawna again I just thought I could share my meme with everyone so I'm hoping it will help...: )


1. How did you die?Umm. long story short I accidentaly slit my throat.

2. How long have you been gone? ummm about 1 1/2 months

3. Death age/true age? 12/12

4. What do you miss most about being alive? playing all of my favorite sports such as...basketball,volleyball, and softball.

5. What, if anything, is cool about being a zombie? umm well knowing that there are people like me out there that can help me like Tommy and Karen.

6. How did your family react to you coming back? Well they freaked out at first but now their getting used to it but im living in the attic......for now.

7. Most humiliating moment as a zombie? The slow walking and Slow Talking like when i talk to my secret crush who happens to be a zombie too but *no names* Secret :)

8. Visible signs of zombiism? A cut on my throat and the slow walking and talking

9. Goals/ambition? To try to control myself and not be emo anymore i actually want to be happy for once

10. "If I were alive today, I would..." Probably be on the cheerleading squad and recoil from any sharp objects....

Hope this helps! :) I♥ u guys u have really turned my undead life around and im happy but ill keep posting for my updates :D

DerekszMate said...

TAK
IS
MINE
!!!!!
i swear, he is just . . . my deathmate! (because no1 is 100% sure of our soul-condition)
he can peirce any1 with a halting sentence, and he sounds unbelieveably hott . I'm a beating heart and i'm a rebal prep and not goth. But i WILL marry him someday !

I'm serious, Tommy if you can put me in a blog entry with Tak, i'll spread the news about pro-zombie efforts !

<333

April said...

You'll get through to him eventually, Karen! I know you will!

differently_biotic said...

i was wondering...what Tommy's email is. I wanted to talk to him, about somethings from his jerney

LunaTehNox said...

Sorry, Tak, but I won't be nice. Don't be a retard. Not all of the beating hearts hate us, and you know it. Phoebe, for one. My boyfriend, for two. When I...returned, and I told him, he thought it was pretty awesome. He was always a gentleman, so... Not everyone is like that, but don't be all self-pitying and think they all hate you. They don't.

i_luv_tak_xx said...

tak seems like a cool guy, very interesting and extremmly hot !! i would love to meet him and make him smile ;D

next time u should found out wat happend to his cheek

death_by_books66 said...

GOOD LUCK NEXT TIME MS. DESONNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oddity of the undead said...

(snickering) Tak seemed so enthusiastic to give an interview, I'm sure he was holding in the urge to start jumping for joy. Haha I would love to see Tak show up at an Undead Studies Class, the reaction of Angela being one of my reasons. In the second book, "Kiss Of Life," it said she had a spark of reconition in her eyes when she met Tak, which put some questions into my questionable question-holder part of my mind.

Karen is right, somebody should pick this boy up an application for a Wal-Mart-greeter, as he does well to make a lovely welcome wagon. No sarcasim put aside, Tak sounds like a lovely person (: All sarcasim put aside, I would love to meet him, for I am sure he and I would get along famously [= For real, he sounds like a cool guy [=

Tevia=XP (aka, dead) said...

To me, Tak sounds soo amazingly hot even with the whole and ribs thing.
Also, Tak really doesn't sound as awful as people portray him to be.

princessapril said...

I. LOVE. TAK!!!!!!!!

Mikey Wilson said...

...Y'know, he kinda sounds like my ex. *deadpan look* Makes me want to punch him.
Anyway, thank you for making me laugh. I haven't done that in a while; it feels nice to do it again. :)

Emily said...

tak sounds like a very interesting person:).

Another Girl In Black said...

TakaTakaTakaTakayuuuuuukiiiii, we still love you anyway! :3

Goodness, I sound like such a Norm *shudder*

Kyra said...

Tak may need to open but... But hes still awesome and sweet anyways Love ya Karen ~ /x0XRainX0x\

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Anonymous said...

I LOVE TAK AHHHHH <3

Anonymous said...

Tak, one request. Be nicer to Karen would you? She was just asking. No need to get an attuidude about it. But we all love you anyways. And Karen I'm thinking that Adam win the heart thrab award, or at least to me.


-KayKat