Hi, sweeties! Karen DeSonne, girl reporter here! I wanted to bring you Tak's Meme today, and I thought he'd play nice because his "old school" bff's Popeye and Tayshawn gave theirs. Here is a fairly accurate transcript of my interview with him, which I conducted on the rotting porch of the Haunted House.
Karen: "Hi, Tak!"
Tak: (Stares, half his face hidden by his beautiful long black hair)
Karen: "Do you mind answering a few questions for the zombie meme? We just put Tayshawn's up at mysocalledundeath."
Tak: (Stares some more, cracks knuckles)
Karen: "Okay, then. Let's get started, shall we? Question number one: How did you die?
Tak: (Flips hair back, revealing hole in cheek, molars) "I was...never...alive."
Karen: (Taps pen, tilts chin, smiles prettily) "Now, be nice, Takky. I happen to know that you were killed riding your motorcycle on the Garden State Parkway. You told me yourself in an ungaurded moment!"
Tak: (Turns away, makes noise like piece of paper caught in electric fan)
Karen: (Flutters long lashes) "Okay, let's try this one: How long have you been a zombie?"
Tak: (Hides scars with hair-flip, looks away)
Karen: (Sparkly eyes narrowing) "Let me try that again. How...long...have...you been...a...zombie?"
Tak: "Why are you...pandering...to the...beating hearts, anyway?"
Karen: "We aren't 'pandering' to anyone, we're trying to raise consciousness and..."
Tak: (Gives dismissive wave, jumps off porch, walks towards woods)
Karen: (Shouting) "So I guess the interview is over, then?"
There it is, kiddies! The deepest, darkest secrets of that cutie, our very own teen heartthrob, Takayuki!
(P.S.: Sarcasm aside, Tak really isn't such a bad guy once you get to know him. He'll never win a merit badge in Plays Well WIth Others, tho. Bye!)