Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A Message to the Horde

We are now six hundred strong--and so now it is time to strike! Arise! Arise, my undead brothers and sisters! Arise and FEAST on the FLESH of the LIVING! AH HA HA HA HAR ARGH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...

Just kidding. Honestly, after dying even having a hamburger sounds kind of gross, never mind "the flesh of the living". Yuck. I don't even know why I wrote that, I'm in a very strange mood lately. You know when you feel as though everything has changed, and yet, nothing has? Me, neither. I don't know what I'm talking about right now. I apologize in advance to all the trad folk on the Wall and here as visitors. I didn't mean to scare you or freak you out. Just having a little April Fool's fun.

But, on a serious note--six hundred! And it isn't just The Wall that is growing--we've had more permanent guests here at the Haunted House in the past week than we had in the first few months after we moved to Oakvale. The "official reports" say that there are less than two-thousand of us, but I think those numbers might be considerably off.

Like I wrote the other day...I'm feeling that it is time for a change. Many changes, even.


Kim said...

You know. I've always dreamed of change at the right time. I guess it's your time. So make a hell of it. As long as what you mean by change doesn't mean you are completely changing.Also it would be nice to have an update on Adam, wink wink*.

Oh, you know you're one special person.

P.S. You know what be great? If you totally made a rock band. Yep, that would be rad.

-Kim Trasher x]

Kim said...

Tommy, I don't know if my comment was posted so I'm just going to post it again.

I believe change is good when it is done at the correct time. Perhabs your timing has come. So whatever you do, wheter it's good or not make a hell of it. Remeber timing is the key to everything.

Also, it would be nice to know how Adam is doing, wink wink*.

So yeah, keep up the rag work.

Oh before I forget you know what would be really groovy? If you made a rock band.


P.S. Dude you're one rad kid, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And as of Pete it would be nice to see him on his knees or rolling around mud*.

-Peace, Kim Trasher.

Raschel_[Reads it.] said...

Yep Yep. Change is good, I'm attempting to draw soon. Do you think I can do it? *sigh* I sure hope so, otherwise I'm going to look like a fool when the person asks for the end result. Oh, and the VHH has officially reached 100 members!


Zombie Girl.X said...

I agree with you on the hamburger thing, even though i never ate them when i was living

I agree with others change is good, but can also be bad, hmm

Anna_potter said...

Hey Tommy!
I love eating cotton candy, I can't imagine not eating it!
What was your favorites food?
I think you really miss eating, but how can food sounds disgusting?
I can't imagine it.
Oh heck!Yeah!You should make a Rock Band named \\Tommy and the Williams\\ Or does it sounds to nerd for you?
It'll be amazing.

Anna Potter, your number 1 fan, and your only fan from Mexico.

Greetings from Mexico.


Anna_potter said...

I don't see my comment...
But if you see it, I'm Anna-Tommy-lover-

I love Zombies.

Werewolf Moon said...

HECK YEAH! Man can werewolves come too? Haha. Change is cool man, i mean like the change to a werewolf was kind of hell but it's cool to be changed. CARPE DIAM CARPE NOCTUM!
It's latin for seize the day seize the night! I think it'd be a freakin sweet slogan. Lol


Anonymous said...

I agree with Zombie Girl.X change can be good or bad. It all depends on how you look at it. Well, with whatever you decide to change I hope it works out well, Tommy.


animeface said...


It's funny, normally after something changes, I swear to myself that I hate it and that everything was so much better before...then I give it a week and I decide I like it better.(In most cases)

And congratulations on reaching 600!

Anna-Tommy-lover said...

I got confused with my other account, but this one is the original!
I´m Anna Potter*


Tara said...

Gosh, I agree with about everyone here. (Including the rock band thing! Music is my life!) Anyways, this is pretty much the same stuff I said last time, which is just that change is good as long as you know what you're doing, so good luck! I wish you all the best!!
<3 Tara

Maighan Renne said...

Darn Tommy! You had me going there!

::puts away spork and knife::

Anonymous said...

My 7 year old sister was online with me when I disovered this website and she said to me "i always thought that zombies hung out at Hot Topic!?!"

P.s. she's not allowed to watch me go on the computer anymore. (tee-hee)


Watching said...

Yeah, I agree with first it seems bad, then giets least for most thing...but that's good news about how many people are on the wall ^^

MaliceInWonderland said...

lol, Brianna, that's so adorable!!

LaurenIsAFreak said...

Change could be good, I guess.
Tommy, are you worried about the number of dead kids in America? [Sorry for the phrase 'dead kids' if it offends you. I don't mean to offend you.]
And has any more been done to work out why there are only teenage zombies in America & not over here in England? I guess that would be very interesting. :]

Beccy said...

Hahahah you have a really good sense of humor!
Do you all have a good sense of humor and just can't express it??
Or is it like with humans,some people are just funnier than others?
xoxo Beccy

MangledBeauty said...

Tommy you are so goofy. I love it though. The only thing that is good about humans is... Oh well can't think of anything. :p
Anyway I hope everything is well with your travels and I'd love to hear from you sometime.


Lidy Lila said...

I just have to say that in the first book I LOVE YOU!!!! Well not like love but i really think we would be friends you are funny and you think things through and thats like me in a sence!!! Loved the books!!!

ChelsieLateralized said...

I don't think you should change too much, Tommy. I simply adore you the way you are.

Elena said...

I hope whatever change you make, it works out. I agree that a rock band of zombies would be the coolest band ever!!


I love Tommy as well!! ♥

Mikey said...

That first paragraph is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time.

Change is good... I like change. Maybe it's because I've had so much change in the past two years, but I like it. It (almost) always ends up for the better.

Anonymous said...

Eating living flesh? Yeah not very apealing, then again I'm trad so...yeah I don't do that. But six hundered! YAHOO! Sorry, got a bit excited.


Anonymous said...

Your jokes are getting better and better, Tommy. And change is good but too much of it may cause issues in the long run. But remain opptimistic, it only makes things seem better then they really are.


Anonymous said...

Hehehehe, nice joke, Tommy. But what kind of change were you thinking about?


Anonymous said...

Change is good...but is it really needed?


Anonymous said...

I'm agreeing with the rock band idea, it would be totaly cool. And please don't change too much, we love you the way you are Tommy.