Thursday, March 17, 2011

Mysteries Among Mysteries

Okay, so my "Secret Admirer" wasn't Luis.


How do I know? you may well ask. Well, I used all of my considerable powers of deduction, espionage, observation, and detection. And plus I asked him why he put the card with the kitties on it in my locker.


"What...card?" he said.


The problem with differently biotic people--okay, problem is the wrong word, if Phoebe bothered to edit my entries any more she'd slap my wrist for suggesting that anything about the poor dead dears was problematical--what I meant to say was one of the many unique and endearing distinguishing characteristics of differently biotic people is that it is nearly impossible to tell when they are lying. They don't blush. Their eyes don't twitch up and to the left, they don't shake, and you can't tell if there is an additional quaver in their voice. All of which adds up to me not really being able to tell when they are lying. And they do lie. Colette Marie Beauvoir especially is always telling lies. I know you stole my pink socks, Colette! Confess! Confess!


But Luis wasn't lying. I didn't need telepathetic powers to tell me that.


"With...kitties?" he said.


"Never mind," I said.




So now my attention turns to the other new kids, Travis and Eric. This time I will need to be more cunning, more subtle. A direct question wouldn't work with Eric or Travis; Eric would get scared, Travis would make jokes. I'll have to bide my time...



But what if it isn't one of them, as I originally thought? What if the card is a joke, as some of you suggested, or what if it isn't from a secret admirer at all but a secret creeper? Brrrr.



By the way, it isn't from Norm. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.



BTW and OMZ, after I asked about the card, Luis said he "liked me". Bells rang. School bells, not wedding bells of course, so he didn't really have time to elaborate.

14 comments:

Jennifer said...

aha first post! but anyway, OMZ that's so crazy usually Phoebe is the one with the triangle going on lol jk no ill intent =) When can we hear an update on Adam btw?

Quinn said...

Intriguing! I wonder who left the card. I hope it's not a prank or a stalker. Be extra careful, Margi. In times like these, you probably have more enemies than are apparent.

On the bright side, I'm curious about what else Luis would have said if he had had more time....

Malice in Wonderland said...

Hope the cards not a joke... or from a creeper. You've got a big mystery on your hands, Margie.
Wish you luck!

-Malice in Wonderland<3

Malice in Wonderland said...

Hope the cards not a joke... or from a creeper. You've got a big mystery on your hands, Margie.
Wish you luck!

-Malice in Wonderland<3

Karencita Roth said...

OMZ! Margie you're so detective here, I wish you luck with this and please I want to hear from Adam. How is he? Let me know of him.

Ann Chovie said...

It sure took you a while to ask him and get back to us. I was begining to worry....... Anyway, I have a question: Do you play HvZ (Humans vs Zombies) at your school?
http://humansvszombies.org/

MoRgAn said...

YOU READ MY MIND MARGI!!!!!!!!!! I WAS GONNA SAY NORM! anyway... i changed my mind... its not one of the new kids... it has to be Norm! give us at least a little explanation on how you know its not him! I know its him! he was like staring at you at the homecoming dance (sadly, the night adam died) like you were the hottest chick in the world! Don't ask how i know that:)... hes so got it in for you! C'mon Margi you gotta admit it!

Maggie said...

im on the fone wit my bf who moved and telling her thats my situation n she thinks its luis or this gay guy at our school she remember.... ya shes an idiot.... now shes talkin about how her freinds boyfreind havinng beuatiful eyes and how she wud like to put them on da guy she loves... she duznt no im a zombie..or anyone else :(
oh well good luck

zombie gurl said...

PLZ POST TOMMY PLEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!
i luv u margi but im really missing tommy!!!!!!!!!

GothCookies said...

I bet it's Travis.

natalie jay said...

hah! the plot thinkens! well at least now you know that luis "likes" you for future romantic escapades. oh well, you will just have to nancy drew a little more and find the REAL culprit of the "mysterious kitty-valentine's card." oooh, spooky, right? good luck from seth and me :)

lady_unliving said...

I hope its travis -wiggles brow melodramatically-

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gothicgirl11 said...

wierd! wonder who left the card!?anywho-how's Adam? feeling better?keep trying Phoebe, you'll lift his spirits sooner or later!!!yeah, how do u play HvZ(HUMANS v.s. Zombies)?it sounds fun/exciting!!!Margi i am sooooooooooooooooooooo glad u and Colette are BFFFL again!@ phoebe... just cause u help out Adam dosen't mean u can't hang out w/ Tommy any-more...Tommy and Phoebe kissing in a tree, kissing! First comes luv, then comes marrige, then phoebe w/ a baby carrige!!!hahahahahaha!!!Just joking!!! u and Tommy r a cute couple!!!lol u guys!!!

P.S.(Adam is haut!!!)(alive/dead!!!)