Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Zombies Are Good at Stuff

Zombies really don't get the credit that they deserve, I have noticed. In fact, i would go so far as to say that there are many, many, many things that zombies do than he differently biotic. When I was helping the newlydead students get used to going to our school, I was often impressed at their hidden undead skill sets. Here is a short (and partial) list of things that I noticed that zombies are way better than us at:

*Sitting still (very, very still)

*Looking like they are paying attention

*Not talking in class

*Not taking unnecessary bathroom breaks

*Waiting patiently in line

*Keeping their hands to themselves

*Not running in the hallways

That's all for me right now. Can you think of any other ways that zombies distinguish themselves at your school? If so, post a comment! And don't forget to sign up on the Wall!

Bye!

Margi

41 comments:

Jessika said...

theyre great at stareing contests. i lose all the time :(

Jojolove said...

Hi im new at this im a big fan of this web site i read it all the time were ever im at but i would like to hear from Adam and Tommy more i miss them!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hi im new can somone tell me how to join the wall? pls just send me an email at mikigurl77.com@hotmail.com (yes i did mess up when i waz making my email. i wud apriciate it if someone told me how to join

Anonymous said...

ok i just wanted to say since i read generation dead, ive been totally zombie obssesed. theyre soooo awesome!!! theyre so much cooler than trads i can honestly tell you that!! i wish i could be a zombie but, i have other things on my mind. (see screen name) lolzio. anyway, hi margi, adam, karen, tommy, and phoebe(and tak and "chad"/popeye lolzio)
so yea. just saying. bye!!!

Anonymous said...

<__were_wolf_chik__> said...
hi margi, adam, karen, tommy, phoebe, tak, and "chad"/popeye!!!!!!! i think zombies are completely awesome!!! i think any person that is in someway differrent is great!! obviously (see name on top) lolzio. ok yea just wanted to say hi and finally write a comment since generation dead i have been totally zombie obssesed. lolzio!!

natalie jay & seth said...

zombies are great at not getting cold. since we...you know...don't feel cold. not so great at being warm, though.
seth thinks we are also pretty great at not being addicted to drugs/alcohol. gah, seth....seriously?

Robyn said...

They're great listeners :)

GodzillaRadio said...

.....I think I might be a zombie myself after reading this list...
Although I'm not necessarily good at listening. However, I'm pretty good at pretending to listen though.

second chances said...

they are good at induring pain..

CookiesWithMilk said...

I think Generation Dead should be a movie!!! :) just saying!

Anonymous said...

<__were_wolf_chik__> said...
hi sorry,but i just wanted to say, that im on the virtual wall of dead but i cant figure out how to make a blog (i know, i know, im a teensy fail but whatever). anyway, i just wanted to say that even though someone may pick on you, or may not like you because your "different", that may not be such a bad thing. if they dont like you, whats the point in trying to be something your not, when you can just be you? ok well I LOVE GENERATION DEAD!!! so yea. ok. ttys >U<

Anonymous said...

my friend was trying on an outfit for me and i accidenly priked her with a pin. she didnt feel it so thats to things. mannequin skills and ont feel pin priks

Whitakergirl14 said...

The entire time I've been reading Generation Dead and the Kiss of Life I have noticed that this whole Zombie/Differently Biotic/Living Impaired chaos is equivalent to the whole slaves thing. I for one think that people should so just grow up and accept new things as it is. Help is always great, but to completely change them the way Alish and Angela did was entirely wrong! I just hope that Sylvia will be okay. And as for destroying the zombies I think that the people who try and destroy zombies should just grow up and accept it. Duke Davidson and Pete Martinsburg and all those guys in the white vans were just like the KKK in my opinion. That's all for me!
Bye,
KatLyn

Egyptain girl said...

I guess there good at getting ppl irritated since... U no a lot of ppl hate them..... Then again ppl probably hate them cuz they r so talented ;)

Anonymous said...

hi please post again margi! i chek everyday and im getting bored of the same thing. anyway wanna say i love u margi! nh

Anonymous said...

<__were_wolf_chik__> said...
can somebody, anybody!!!, please post soon!!! Every single day i check and its the same thing!!! i mean i like reading the as stuff as well as the new but the new stuff is more fun to read!!! plus when i read stuff from margi, no matter what it is she always seems to know how to add humor!!! (oh yea, btw margi, is collettes brother back yet!!! we are all "dying"--{sorry probably a bad chioce of words}-- paitiently waiting for details. hurry!!!!! (you have to turn your head to the left to see this little face right...lolzio, sorry!!)
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Anonymous said...

I think zombie's are good at getting ready for school, because they don't have to eat, or shave!

Anonymous said...

somebody post!! pppppllllleeeeeaaaaassssseeeee!!!

Anonymous said...

i know that zombies are good at pretty much everything they do!!! theyre totally awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BeckuchihaBFMV said...

Hi! Im recently stubbled across you're book that i found while browsing through bookshelves ! I really like it..Adam is my favourite, i also like Smiley! hes very intersting oh yes and you're book is like my personalilty i love metal bands, spikey hair, goth clothes, Japanese stuff, i was supirsed when i saw Slipknot in the book! Lol it was cool :) im currtently reading Kiss of the dead, I fell asthough im pheboe i the book, i get attached to people like Karen ! Shes funny, tommys cool aswell, I love Adams karote teacher, hes nice !! I love you're books, I'm a new fan and also i went on this site from the book xD im on the part where tommy is leaving ! :'( keep up the good work ! <3

BeckuchihaBFMV said...

Oh yes, i forgot to add...I like rubgy too ! Ive been interested in that sport for awhile now...im looking a team to join ! i think it would be good for me and make new friends..I would hope there's a zombie on my team haha!

Anonymous said...

<__were_wolf_chik__> said...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE!!! WE ARE...DYIN--I mean--WE NEED YOU!!! PLEASE!!!!

Anonymous said...

zombies are great at not letting teachers to notice them in assembly or in class when chewing gum because they do it so slowly. lol. also i love the generation dead series its so good i'm considering being like Phoebe and Margi.
PS hi Tommy and Adam

Anonymous said...

i love generation dead. cant wait for the next book.

Anonymous said...

I love the books, i have them all and i REALLY hope that (if by chance) that someone will turn these into movies. and i REALLY hope that they get the movie correct (take Eragon for example. good book, bad movie). The movie (if there ever will be one) will be AMAZING! and PLEASE do NOT make the Differently Biotic sparkle... or i WILL have a fit of unexplained destroying-everything-shinny-and-thatt-sparkles. (then again so will other people. :) if you laughed at this thanks. i had a laugh as well... anyways, im off for the night. so give the movie thought... a thought. Thanks! Love ya'll!

Anonymous said...

I have mastered the art of hiding in the brush out here, something a trad cannot do without feeling the pain of a mosquite bush :)

Victoria said...

i wish i was a zombie... not that i have a death wish.

Anonymous said...

Lol :) ha ha ha!

Anonymous said...

I agree hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Ikr!

kat redlief said...

um you can Never read there expression. I read both books & thought they were great. Generation Dead & Kiss of Life. I want to become a book writer! I've started one already but i don't think it'll be done for a while. Oh now what happen to Pete? did he run off with the zombie killer? Did he get arrested? (Again) he killed Adam Not Fair for Phoebe. I liked the end still very...loving and...i guess the...word i'm looking for is i loved it. I'm really a romance junkie. love reading your books Daniel Waters!

kat redlief said...

um you can Never read there expression. I read both books & thought they were great. Generation Dead & Kiss of Life. I want to become a book writer! I've started one already but i don't think it'll be done for a while. Oh now what happen to Pete? did he run off with the zombie killer? Did he get arrested? (Again) he killed Adam Not Fair for Phoebe. I liked the end still very...loving and...i guess the...word i'm looking for is i loved it. I'm really a romance junkie. love reading your books Daniel Waters!

Dakotah45Metcalf said...

Hiiii I think it is So cool that the zombies have their own website!! Generation Dead is such an amazing book. I haven't finished it yet but I can't wait for the end. I feel like there might be a final piece of the story that I haven't been told. SO cool!!! No spoilers! Kisses xoxo :D

KaitlynDoud said...
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KaitlynDoud said...

i wish i was a zombie

KaitlynDoud said...

i love you Tommy

KaitlynDoud said...

Generation Dead is so awesome but the end is really sad. Tommy i want you to go to the United States of America and go to Pioneer High School please come please i really want to see you really bad please come im really sweet, kind, innocent girl you will always like or love. Please Tommy come you stole my heart and you make me want to kiss you right now if i saw you right now plase come xoxo,kisses Kaitlyn Marie Doud

KaitlynDoud said...

Generation Dead is so awesome but the end is really sad. Tommy i want you to go to the United States of America and go to Pioneer High School please come please i really want to see you really bad please come I’m really sweet, kind, innocent girl you will always like or love. Please Tommy come you stole my heart and you make me want to kiss you right now if i saw you right now please come xoxo, kisses Kaitlyn Marie Doud

KaitlynDoud said...

Generation Dead is so awesome but the end is really sad. Tommy i want you to go to the United States of America and go to Pioneer High School please come please i really want to see you really bad please come I’m really sweet, kind, innocent girl you will always like or love. Please Tommy come you stole my heart and you make me want to kiss you right now if i saw you right now please come xoxo, kisses Kaitlyn Marie Doud

Hannah Davidson said...

I'm new here I only read the first book and something bothered me (aside from the fact that Pete killed one of the two boys I loved the most [Evan and Tommy] and made my decision about who I would choose for me) *wipes away tears* Why wasn't Tommy willing to take a bullet for Pheebs? He didn't even move. Love everyone here! :)

Hannah Davidson said...

New here. Only read first book. I couldn't choose between Evan or Tommy but Pete made that decision for me. *wipes away tears* One thing bugs me though. Why wasn't Tommy willing to take the bullet for Pheebs? He didn't even move. Love you all on here.