Sunday, January 30, 2011

March of the Newlydeads

Busy week here at Oakvale High. We have like seventeen feet of snow on the ground (Okay, that's an exaggeration. A slight one) and we had two snow days and two delays this week. Plus, various sporting events and after school activities were cancelled. And everyone is in just a rotten mood. Rotten, rotten, rotten. I don't think anyone likes the snow except for maybe T.C., and the only reason that T.C. likes it is because there was a group of differently biotic kids coming up the icy concrete steps, and the maintenance staff hadn't done a very good job of sanding...and let's just say the results were not pretty. Unless you were T.C., who was standing on the sidewalk and pointing and laughing like that bully kid on the The Simpsons. And so I whipped out my mad ninja skillz and totally ginsued him with my flying fists of fury, and then I reduced him to a fine red mist with some Norrisian roundhouse kicks.

Except I don't really have mad ninja skillz. I do have mad notebook-decorating skillz, and crazy mad fashion skillz, but neither of those superhero-quality abilities seemed of use at the moment. So I just stuck my tongue out at him.

But not all of the week was bad. There are five, count them, five new newlydeads coming to school next week. Five! Omz! And guess who was appointed by Principal Kim to be the special Orientation Ambassador for these lucky, lucky students? That's right, yours truly. I'll get to show the new kids around the school and hang out and help them get acclimated and all that fun stuff. It should be fun, fun, fun!

Classes sure are getting crowded, though.

15 comments:

Unheard Of said...

you'd think the government would recognize the special accomidations oakvale is making and give the school some kind of grant or endownment, so they could build an addition to help ease the crowd, you know?
someone should write a letter.

Anonymous said...

MAD NINJA SKILLZ xDDD

Anonymous said...

TC needs someone with mad ninja skills to kick that dumb butt of his

second chances said...

mad ninja skillz ! XD you would make such an awesome ninja !! oooh zombie ninja

Stop, Drop and Get Back Up said...

Crowded... That could be a problem in the future huh? If the young keep 'coming back,' and not aging, the ratio of DB to TB would keep getting higher. Who knows how that will effect the census and society as we know it. Only time will tell I guess

roxy said...

Loving the Title "March Of the Newlydeads" made me lol :D

Anonymous said...

Zombies should be banned from all schools. Furthermore they should be put in camps and systematically destroyed. Filthy undeads.

Anonymous said...

man i wish you guys would write more often. every time i get i my so called undeath there is nothing new!!! PLEASE write more

natalie jay said...

Anonymous said...

Zombies should be banned from all schools. Furthermore they should be put in camps and systematically destroyed. Filthy undeads.

February 2, 2011 8:39 PM

interesting theory there, adolf. I'm so glad someone came up with new and different methods for disposing of unwanted masses. because genocide hasn't been around for...ever or anything.
[end rant]
so sarcasm aside, you should definitely get some mad ninja skills. or at least mad spit-ball shooting skills which would have also been useful in said TC situation, hmmm?
as for the overcrowding at oakvale, i wish Seth and i could go to the public school here, but no dice. My mom pretty much had to take up the whole homeschooling thing, but at least her food is better :)

fireball601346 said...

they should all talk it out..

Erik said...

OMZ. I am so going to use this now. You have snow? So lucky, all we have over here is cold rain. Not only snow, I am also jealous of your crazy mad fashion skillz, cause I could use that skill since my wardrobe is lacking in the mad skillz area. ;-;
Always great to here from you,
Love,
Erik

Angel of Darkness said...

I think that the government should give everyone one rights dead or alive. if the government wants the db kids parents money their db kids better get rights!

fireball601346 said...

You guys should wright more often. i feel like we're missing out on alot of stuff.

MargeeVee said...

Hi Unheard of!

I know, right? Wish I had mad letter writing skillz!

Byes!
Margi

Hi anonymi!

agreed, agreed, agreed.

Byes!
Margi

Hi Stop, Drop and Get Back Ip!

I don't know if anyone is thinking long-terma bout these things.

Byes!
Margi

Hi Roxy!

We could all use some more lol.

Byes!
Margi

Hello Anonymi one--

Camps??? Like summer camp? Or band camp?

Byes, Byes, Buh-eyes!

Hi Anonymi 2!

I'm trying', I'm tryin'!

Byes!
Margi

Hi Natalie Jay!

Yay, homeschooling! But public school is okay too.

Byes!
Margi

Hi fireball601346!

They should! You are right!

Byes!
Margi

Hi Erik!

Snow is cold.

Byes!
Margi

Hi Angel of Darkness!

Yeah!

Byes!
Margi


Hi again fireball601346!

We should! You're right!

Byes!
Margi

Karissa said...

I think thats the worst thing that could happen.....i mean db kids falling thats horrible!i wish i could be db tho that would be amazing lol