Sunday, December 25, 2011

All Colette Wants for Christmas is...

Merry merry merry Christmas, everyone! I found Colette's very zombie Christmas list! It's pretty weird. She's been naughty all year so I don't think Santa will be delivering:

*A set of electric traaaaains

*Bread made of whole graaaaains

*A pair of Great Daaaaaaaanes

*A box of candy caaaaaanes

*An umbrella to stay dry when it raaaaaains

*Aspirin to cure all her paaaaains

*Oxiclean to remove stubborn staaaaaains

*Drano to clear clogged draaaaains

*And of course, the thing a zombie like her needs the most, braaaaaaaains! Braaaaaaaains!

Hee Hee! She hates when I do that. Actually she wasn't naughty at all and so I bought her a scarf. A pink scarf and maybe she will let me borrow it.

And what did You get from the jolly old elf this year?

35 comments:

Invader Pink (Alexandria) said...

I want a a brush to comb my unicorn's maaaaaaaane!

Alex said...

I want a pair of comfy shoes for when I walk down the laaaaaaaaane!

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The Corps Bride said...

I want a pop tart to ease the paaaaain!

misunderstoodzombie said...

I want sugar to go insaaaaaaaane

Anonymous said...

a zombie dog

Anonymous said...

I got tickets to a netball gaaaaame!

Maya Thorne said...

I want a new puuuuuuuuuupy!
My old dog should die any day now>
-_-
I want a husky puuuuuuuuuuuupy or a beagle puuuuuuuuuuuupy!
:p
:)
:0
(:
:p

<3 Maya Thorne

Anonymous said...

<3

Anonymous said...

hello i want braaaaaaaaaains!
hahahahahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous said...

I love christmas! i want braaaaaaaaaaains!
just kidding!
i want hoop, but small earings!

zombie-differentlybiotic-lover said...

i want something to make me laugh all daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Counselor Manson said...

I got tickets for the traaaaiiiiinnnnn
<3
Not really, I just wanted to try and continue the joke...:)

Anonymous said...

I want something not totally laaaaaammeee! :)

Anonymous said...

A day early, I want to wish happy birthday to Pheobe who is one of my favourite characters. :D Yay for leap years!

Anonymous said...

I just want something that isn't laaaaaaaame!!! lol

Jillian:] said...

I want to make some paper craaaaaness~!

Anonymous said...

I want a boyfriend with braaaiiins

colleteandtommylover said...

aaah!!collete and tommy are awesome ...

Journal of your Life said...

ooh! this book is really awesome i love this,,,, i can't wait to read the "stitches" episode

Journal of your Life said...

this book is really awesome.. i loveee this book... i can't wait to read the " stitches" episode

colleteandtommylover said...

aaah! I really love colette ...

Klymene said...

For Christmas.... I want to be... An undead... :3

Anonymous said...

My naaaaaaaaame is Karen DeSONNE or Christie smith to Pete ;P

Anonymous said...

Why hasn't there been any posting in 2012? Must read other books tho! Lol best poem ever! Love fizza(:

Mikayla Davis 6B said...

I want new gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames.

Mikayla Davis 6B said...

I want new gaaaaaaaaaaaames.

Anonymous said...

I I really love Tommy<333333

samina said...

Omg I feel like such a noob.. I just finished Generation Dead, it was amazing! On to the next one <3

Anonymous said...

Lots of people want fortune and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Anonymous said...

A tvvvv

Anonymous said...

I want tickets to fly on a plaaaaaine

Zombie lover 209 said...

I want icecreeeaaammm

Zombie lover 209 said...

I want icecreeeaaammm

Anonymous said...

I want to travel in a car not a plaaaaneeeeeee

Anonymous said...

Me too