Sunday, December 25, 2011

All Colette Wants for Christmas is...

Merry merry merry Christmas, everyone! I found Colette's very zombie Christmas list! It's pretty weird. She's been naughty all year so I don't think Santa will be delivering:

*A set of electric traaaaains

*Bread made of whole graaaaains

*A pair of Great Daaaaaaaanes

*A box of candy caaaaaanes

*An umbrella to stay dry when it raaaaaains

*Aspirin to cure all her paaaaains

*Oxiclean to remove stubborn staaaaaains

*Drano to clear clogged draaaaains

*And of course, the thing a zombie like her needs the most, braaaaaaaains! Braaaaaaaains!

Hee Hee! She hates when I do that. Actually she wasn't naughty at all and so I bought her a scarf. A pink scarf and maybe she will let me borrow it.

And what did You get from the jolly old elf this year?

11 comments:

Invader Pink (Alexandria) said...

I want a a brush to comb my unicorn's maaaaaaaane!

Alex said...

I want a pair of comfy shoes for when I walk down the laaaaaaaaane!

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The Corps Bride said...

I want a pop tart to ease the paaaaain!

misunderstoodzombie said...

I want sugar to go insaaaaaaaane

Anonymous said...

a zombie dog

Anonymous said...

I got tickets to a netball gaaaaame!

Maya Thorne said...

I want a new puuuuuuuuuupy!
My old dog should die any day now>
-_-
I want a husky puuuuuuuuuuuupy or a beagle puuuuuuuuuuuupy!
:p
:)
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(:
:p

<3 Maya Thorne

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

hello i want braaaaaaaaaains!
hahahahahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous said...

I love christmas! i want braaaaaaaaaaains!
just kidding!
i want hoop, but small earings!

zombie-differentlybiotic-lover said...

i want something to make me laugh all daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!