Sunday, December 25, 2011

All Colette Wants for Christmas is...

Merry merry merry Christmas, everyone! I found Colette's very zombie Christmas list! It's pretty weird. She's been naughty all year so I don't think Santa will be delivering:

*A set of electric traaaaains

*Bread made of whole graaaaains

*A pair of Great Daaaaaaaanes

*A box of candy caaaaaanes

*An umbrella to stay dry when it raaaaaains

*Aspirin to cure all her paaaaains

*Oxiclean to remove stubborn staaaaaains

*Drano to clear clogged draaaaains

*And of course, the thing a zombie like her needs the most, braaaaaaaains! Braaaaaaaains!

Hee Hee! She hates when I do that. Actually she wasn't naughty at all and so I bought her a scarf. A pink scarf and maybe she will let me borrow it.

And what did You get from the jolly old elf this year?

36 comments:

Invader Pink (Alexandria) said...

I want a a brush to comb my unicorn's maaaaaaaane!

Alex said...

I want a pair of comfy shoes for when I walk down the laaaaaaaaane!

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The Corps Bride said...

I want a pop tart to ease the paaaaain!

misunderstoodzombie said...

I want sugar to go insaaaaaaaane

Anonymous said...

a zombie dog

Anonymous said...

I got tickets to a netball gaaaaame!

Maya Thorne said...

I want a new puuuuuuuuuupy!
My old dog should die any day now>
-_-
I want a husky puuuuuuuuuuuupy or a beagle puuuuuuuuuuuupy!
:p
:)
:0
(:
:p

<3 Maya Thorne

Anonymous said...

<3

Anonymous said...

hello i want braaaaaaaaaains!
hahahahahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous said...

I love christmas! i want braaaaaaaaaaains!
just kidding!
i want hoop, but small earings!

zombie-differentlybiotic-lover said...

i want something to make me laugh all daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Counselor Manson said...

I got tickets for the traaaaiiiiinnnnn
<3
Not really, I just wanted to try and continue the joke...:)

Anonymous said...

I want something not totally laaaaaammeee! :)

Anonymous said...

A day early, I want to wish happy birthday to Pheobe who is one of my favourite characters. :D Yay for leap years!

Anonymous said...

I just want something that isn't laaaaaaaame!!! lol

Jillian:] said...

I want to make some paper craaaaaness~!

Anonymous said...

I want a boyfriend with braaaiiins

colleteandtommylover said...

aaah!!collete and tommy are awesome ...

Journal of your Life said...

ooh! this book is really awesome i love this,,,, i can't wait to read the "stitches" episode

Journal of your Life said...

this book is really awesome.. i loveee this book... i can't wait to read the " stitches" episode

colleteandtommylover said...

aaah! I really love colette ...

Klymene said...

For Christmas.... I want to be... An undead... :3

Anonymous said...

My naaaaaaaaame is Karen DeSONNE or Christie smith to Pete ;P

Anonymous said...

Why hasn't there been any posting in 2012? Must read other books tho! Lol best poem ever! Love fizza(:

Mikayla Davis 6B said...

I want new gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames.

Mikayla Davis 6B said...

I want new gaaaaaaaaaaaames.

Anonymous said...

I I really love Tommy<333333

samina said...

Omg I feel like such a noob.. I just finished Generation Dead, it was amazing! On to the next one <3

Anonymous said...

Lots of people want fortune and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Anonymous said...

A tvvvv

Anonymous said...

I want tickets to fly on a plaaaaaine

Zombie lover 209 said...

I want icecreeeaaammm

Zombie lover 209 said...

I want icecreeeaaammm

Anonymous said...

I want to travel in a car not a plaaaaneeeeeee

Anonymous said...

Me too

Victoria Douglas said...

I'm so disappointed I am so late to read and comment on this website, but pheobe is one of my fave characters and I'm totally obsessed with this Gen Dead series!!! Daniel Waters is an amazing writer and I love these books!! I also need some more BRAAAAAAAINSSS