Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Lame Joke of a Brand New Day

This one isn't quite as offensive as the last.

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

66 comments:

kris said...

idk would they eat vegans or something???

Elizabeth said...

Nothing we zombies dont eat

Fae said...

umm...?

Purple-Margi said...

Vegeterians?:P

Anonymous said...

vegitarin zombie food?

DolceBella said...

nada dead dudes dont dine
sorry tried to do that with all d's but i thought yall couldnt eat!
im with lizzy on this one

Anonymous said...

a hot zombie dog

Anonymous said...

Nothing =D


-Kelsey♥

keira said...

im thinking nothing im with elizbeth

Phoebe said...

Low-fat crispy corpse sandwiches: low on fat, but high in natricious zombie nutrients. ;)
-Phoebe

Leah said...

I totally knew the answer!
It was on the top of my head,
But noooo, my sister came home and made it go away. (Haha.)

Hm..... I wonder what it is. . .

FrozenInsomniac said...

I thought it was nothing. Maybe they do it...or maybe they don't. I couldn't be more confused.

Anonymous said...

ok so far theres 5 with elizabeth

Kat said...

Thay dont eat im with elizbeth all the way on this one

Tommy Williams said...

Some good answers here, but no the right one.

elizabeth said...

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

GRAAAAIINNSSS

FrozenInsomniac said...

I decided to actually try guessing...um People. They eat people because normal "zombies" don't eat anything. Yeah, I'm lame.

Tommy Williams said...

GRAAAAIINNSSS it is.

Thanks for playing, everyone.

Elizabeth said...

that never came to my mind man i feel slow

oOMermaidBubblesOo said...

GRAINS hee hee i get it

Anonymous said...

who'd a thunk it?

Elizabeth said...

You know whats said i just got that joke

savanah said...

nothing we dont eat

Lilly said...

haha thats awfulz

Jenny said...

Aww man, I was gunna say tofu brains =]

Tommy Williams said...

tofu brains?

RanaSaysRawr said...

i feel stupid but i dont get it...

dancing_girl_28843 said...

Well I don't get it...someone explain it to me?
I feel so stupid...

Anonymous said...

ooooh i think i get it now. lol. instead of normal zombies in the movies screaming brains! their screaming grains! lol. ok.

christine said...

nothing...zombies dont eat.

Sarah said...

wooow i thought that zombies usually couldn't eat?

Abby said...

umm...normally nothing

curious catie cat said...

HAHA i got this one in the bag!!!!
they dont eat!!! am i right PLEASE

said...

GRAINS!!!!!!

mwahahhahhahah!!! i got it right!
hehe=]

Annette said...

omg........you guys don't eat brains though! if i were a zombie that would be totally taken as a lie/offensive to em!!! LOL
though ill shake it off 3 minutes later i guess....

Anonymous said...

idk! we don't eat!

Anonymous said...

ohhhh! i get it!

Em said...

oooooohhhhhhhh grains!
i thot the anser wud b sumthing w/o a brain so i was gona say my bro

Anonymous said...

Oh I get it!I was like "what??" but i get it xD Grains.Yes i gets it now.those answers are funnayy lol ^,...,^

helenamcrheaven said...

I never figured it would be grains lol it did take me a couple of comments to get the answer rofl ^,...,^

Zoe said...

Wow. Haha. I had to laugh at that. It was funny. Though kind of insulting. But still funny. More about movie zombies then the real ones.

♥ Zoe

mythologicalsweetheart said...

idk what do they eat??

malia_massacre said...

ahahahahaha -laughs-
i enjoy reading your blog

brooke said...

that one is kinda funny sorry but is

Blaire and Rielle said...

Wow... It was so funny I forgot to laugh... lol. Just joking.Not bad. I think i heard that one before though...

Bomdiggity said...

I've heard that one before XD

Moira said...

hahaha i was totally thinking animals...do ya get it?

Libby said...

oh gosh this should be intristing, you know, before death I was a veggie head??

Sunshine W. said...

GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!
lol, get it? :P

Sunshine W. said...

GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!
lol, get it? :P

No, Tommy! You're totally wrong. Grains IS the answer, Zombie Zack said so! >_<

April said...

I was thinking... Soy brains. You know... soy BEANS=BRAINS. Does that make sense? ?

fallenangel said...

i was thinking more along the lines of vegan brains but thats just cause my sis in law is a vegan. fallenangel

christinesangel100 said...

I'm a vegetarian Zombie. Well, I was a Vegetarian before I became a Zombie...I don't eat any more, but I still count myself as Vegetarian. :)

annabsheff said...

i had to read all the comments to finally get it. :) blonde moment

follow_the_white_rabbit said...

i was not aware ur kind ate. but i guess it would be.........im blank

Anonymous said...

nothing!!!!!!!!!

death_by_books66 said...

NOTHING!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! I AM SMARTICLE!!!!!!!!!

JoZ.Bay said...

Whats' the answer? I thought Zombies didn't eat food? Just like they don't sweat or sleep?

CandyLiesandFools said...

lol GRAINS LOL that is funny

Anonymous said...

ummm...nothing, I'd assume. (Unless you're somebody like Karen. In that case- fruit)

Anonymous said...

boogers!

Cissy said...

I would miss eating and id miss being to be able to cook(I aim to be a pastry chef).I would also miss being able to laugh w/ my sisters at night when we should be asleep and my mom getting mad at us for not going to sleep.If my family were to not execpt me if I come back I'd miss their love and fun moments and being able to tell them I love them.

Anonymous said...

Grains? Okay, this one I get. But id say imitation brains, not to be offinsive just grew up with two 'rents that love traditonal zombie movies

Anonymous said...

Grains, sounds like a bad pick up kine to me but whatever. At least i gey this one.

Anonymous said...

Grains? I get this one but its still on the lame side. Really who comes up with these?


-KayKat