I'm sorry I haven't posted for a few days. Some days I'm just dead on my feet.
Sorry, just a little zombie humor, there. So yesterday I looked out the window and thought I saw a white van pull into the driveway of the trailer next to ours. I couldn't see it once it was parked, though, because the drive is on the other side of the trailer.
I went outside to investigate.I know I was being stupid, because Mom was at the hospital ministering the sick. So just Gamera and I were at home, and Gamera would probably love it if someone wrapped me in an old rug and threw me in the back of a van. But it was a bright sunny afternoon, so I didn't think they'd try anything. One of my neighbors was out working on his car, also. Besides, I'm the only dead person in the park, so if they had any business here at all, it was with me.
I went down the steps and crossed the space between our yards, trying not to drag-step too much. It's something I've been working on and have been mostly successful, but it is one of those things, like a nervous twitch or expression that I'm sometimes not even aware I'm doing it. But I got to the edge of the trailer and started to peer around the corner when the van kicked into gear and started roaring back down the driveway in reverse.
I got a really good look at the van and the driver. I got a totally clear look at the huge Fed Ex logo on the side. The driveway, when she saw me peeking at her like a moron, even smiled and waved at me.
How embarrassing.
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ha ha thats actually really funny, i can so see myself doing that!!! glad ur blogging again, i missed ya for the past, like, week!
lol maybe its just paranoia kicking in or something. and i missed you too. blog more! lol.
~k~
lol! dont feel bad i wouldve done the same thing. but dont get discouraged, mabye there really are some white vans terrorising zombies.
It's okay. I can see why you would do that. White Vans, unfortunately, are still harassing DB kids across the country :(
oh well! it was fun while it lasted
Oh, dear. I can see how that would be embarrassing. I realize, of course, that you would be paranoid. That sounded totally wrong and I don't feel like editing it. Oh, well.
Hey, it's Friday the 13th today! My favorite day...since, you know, if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Mostly. And, to get back on track here, there probably are white vans terrorizing zombies. You really ought to blog more. Ack, I'm being random. That is, of course, normal to me. Go figure.
Well you have your reasons for being paranoid. I most likely would have done what you did, though. Quite funny too.
~FrozenInsomniac
poor tommy.
that would be kind of funny though!! i would probably do something like that!!
i hope the white vans dont come for us because personally i like being a deadhead (srry i like that term the best) more than being alive.
i know im insane but feel free to comment on it!
you should be more careful tommy
what if that was a white van an not a fed ex truck? u should no when to be curious an when to be cautious
like the many posters said in ur last white van blog, we cant lose you tommy
evan was killed in broad daylite...
just a thought
Long time to talk tommy oh and i can see me going out and spying on a fed ex van because i dont really think twice
tisk tisk
youre getting way to paranoid. but i personally know how vicious those fed ex drivers can be!
wow..... i can be paranoid at times but i would not spy on a fed ex truck....most likely
wow..... i can be paranoid at times but i would not spy on a fed ex truck....most likely
Well, just because this one was a Fed Ex truck doesn't mean that there aren't actual white vans out there looking to scoop up zombies...it happens. Watch yourselves.
I know all about the white vans thay took one of my friends she was a DB too and one day she was walking home from school and i saw a white van follow her i did not do anything because i was thinking she knew and would run but i was wrong she never came back to school know one knows what happen to her
there was a plain white van that drove by my house today, it freaked me out
Oh, bloody brilliant. :) I would have been completely humiliated... all that paranoia for nothing? Well... keep a weather eye, anyways. (And thanks for scaring the crap out of me in that last post... however I am a bit late on the responding...)
PheeblesTwin has left a new comment on your post "White Vans, Part II":
omg! tommy thats soo scary! maybe Petes up to this? i cant belive it, did you see him take off the list for the different biotic class? i hope you did cause he's up to something.Karen is just a dream and tommy your a great guy stay you! Xoxox
haha thats kinda funny but also very scary that would so be me though and i always turn bright red when i get embaressed! im already very paranoid and i havent left the house since reading Generation Dead!! i am now uber paranoid!! and yes uber is a word it is german for super!!!
LOL thats a very funny entry tell me when you see the van again!! Ur so good at writing its just so unbeliavable
rofl! that's so funny! in the begining i got scared and thought they would do something to u but it was just fedex!
I don't think you're paranoid. just extremely concerned.
Aw , Don't worry, I do things like that all the time XD....
wonder, where can I get some Lady Z?
Omg Tommy i wuold be like omg omg what do I do! But your braver than me so you wuoldn't do that. And Tommy i have seen a white Van around my town what should i do!
Thiss isz what you get for being paranoidd !! Well, technically youre not paranoid if you're right soooo yeah still paranoia =)
Tommy, don't fear all white vans, all I have to say.
-KayKat
Tommy, not all white vans are out to get you. But I would still be on the look out, because the white vans are out there.
-KayKat
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